What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 17:16

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.